Usain Bolt joins the immortals just as the cracks begin to appear | Andy Bull

Jamaican superstar is fully aware that his powers are on the wane, so wants to quit while he's still on top of his game Thesauruses exhausted, all superlatives spent, the world's press turned to the man himself to ask for help. "Usain," the question came, "at London 2012, you spoke a lot about how you wanted to become a legend. But what should we call you now?" Bolt paused, thought on it for a while. "Well," he said, "someone said at a press conference last year that if I win these three gold me...